Since we now know that Matt Selman reads the AV Club, we should be careful not to comment about his appearance, how he smells, or how much we would like to have sex with him. 

Mace Windu would give an arm and a leg to be in the next installment of Star Wars.

Mace Windu would give an arm and a leg to be in the next installment of Star Wars.

Maybe he covers up his insufferability with a spade.

Maybe he covers up his insufferability with a spade.

Tom Cruise does run fast.

Tom Cruise does run fast.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus  An in-progress prostate exam.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus  An in-progress prostate exam.

On the other hand, my father-in-law isn't too keen on the Koreans, either.

On the other hand, my father-in-law isn't too keen on the Koreans, either.

I wore a very similar tux to prom in the late 70s.  

I wore a very similar tux to prom in the late 70s.  

I wasn't commenting on the number of sports fans are on AV Club.  Bo Jackson hasn't played anything in nearly 20 years - longer than some of the people here have been alive. 

I wasn't commenting on the number of sports fans are on AV Club.  Bo Jackson hasn't played anything in nearly 20 years - longer than some of the people here have been alive. 

@Scrawler2:disqus I had to Google peplum because I am part of the fashion illiterate, and now you are part of my glorious dream, also. 

@Scrawler2:disqus I had to Google peplum because I am part of the fashion illiterate, and now you are part of my glorious dream, also. 

I don't think too many folks here at AV Club know who Bo Jackson is, let alone what would do him justice. 

I don't think too many folks here at AV Club know who Bo Jackson is, let alone what would do him justice. 

True, true.  And how the cars pump their own gas without any hands.