True, true.  And how the cars pump their own gas without any hands. 

Interloper?  I barely know her!

Interloper?  I barely know her!

Resistance is futile.

Resistance is futile.

Does the Manic Pixie Prostitute have a heart of gold?   I need my Manic Pixie Prostitute to have a heart of gold.

Does the Manic Pixie Prostitute have a heart of gold?   I need my Manic Pixie Prostitute to have a heart of gold.

Yesilica?

Yesilica?

I do unspeakable things with my bat wings whenever I see Anne Hathaway's ass on the Bat motorcycle!

I do unspeakable things with my bat wings whenever I see Anne Hathaway's ass on the Bat motorcycle!

The video isn't here.

The video isn't here.

She's available, but she has a pierced diaphragm.

She's available, but she has a pierced diaphragm.

Oh my gosh, it's the TURTLE MAN!

Oh my gosh, it's the TURTLE MAN!

There's a guy and his sister/daughter reading this right now, and boy is he pissed.  

There's a guy and his sister/daughter reading this right now, and boy is he pissed.  

And Danny Devito as Sancho Panza?