These shows just took over the top two spots on the "Cancellation Watch" list.  

No one wants to see your moobies.  But, here, have a hat. 

No one wants to see your moobies.  But, here, have a hat. 

Zach Braff needs to be on The Middle as a dental hygienist instructor at Orson Community College.

Zach Braff needs to be on The Middle as a dental hygienist instructor at Orson Community College.

Not unless you are going for the "R" rating.

Not unless you are going for the "R" rating.

Yeah, you don't want to be in the can after Prince Fielder.

Yeah, you don't want to be in the can after Prince Fielder.

That thing on his shoulder is pretty tasty looking, too.

That thing on his shoulder is pretty tasty looking, too.

Based on the photo, would say Mr. Cooper has spent too much time romancing younger actresses, at least evolution-wise.

Based on the photo, would say Mr. Cooper has spent too much time romancing younger actresses, at least evolution-wise.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus There's a life out there somewhere with your name on it.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus There's a life out there somewhere with your name on it.

October 19 can't come soon enough.

October 19 can't come soon enough.

What really happened:  In your drunken haze, you ran over a guy in a green rain poncho who was on the way to his off-campus apartment with his Subway dinner.  He was so angry that you destroyed his bike and sub, that he Tazed you, bro. 

What really happened:  In your drunken haze, you ran over a guy in a green rain poncho who was on the way to his off-campus apartment with his Subway dinner.  He was so angry that you destroyed his bike and sub, that he Tazed you, bro. 

Agent Fried Twinkie from Gatlinburg, Tennessee.