Agent Fried Twinkie from Gatlinburg, Tennessee.

Let's not forget Ming-Na's role as a hot judge on Two and a Half Men.

Let's not forget Ming-Na's role as a hot judge on Two and a Half Men.

"Why are we talking like this?"

"Why are we talking like this?"

It would have worked, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

It would have worked, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

And lucky.  Lucky to be put out of your misery of having to watch this poor, unfunny TV program.

And lucky.  Lucky to be put out of your misery of having to watch this poor, unfunny TV program.

I liked the very precise, evenly spaced lettering on the chalkboard behind Brick's teacher.  I paid so much attention to how neatly written it was, that I forgot to see what it said.

I liked the very precise, evenly spaced lettering on the chalkboard behind Brick's teacher.  I paid so much attention to how neatly written it was, that I forgot to see what it said.

Or October 19th, whichever comes first.

Or October 19th, whichever comes first.

Well, if you have to carry your assortment of dicks around, the bag really does beat the box for portability.

Well, if you have to carry your assortment of dicks around, the bag really does beat the box for portability.

All I want for Christmas is a cerebellum.

All I want for Christmas is a cerebellum.

I wasn't going to say anything because the A.V. Club commenting policy prohibits discussing the appearance of the subject of the article.

I wasn't going to say anything because the A.V. Club commenting policy prohibits discussing the appearance of the subject of the article.

About 5' 9".