So much for the AV Club commenting policy. 

So much for the AV Club commenting policy. 

The new female equivalent of "has a boner" is "soaked."

The new female equivalent of "has a boner" is "soaked."

Fuck you, Buzz!

Fuck you, Buzz!

Now there's no fucking way!

Now there's no fucking way!

'bout time.

'bout time.

The "on shore" stuff will be more interesting when the polar bears show up.

The "on shore" stuff will be more interesting when the polar bears show up.

Thanks, @avclub-926fbfca4285491349d0379c1806ef28:disqus, I'm laughing because I'm doing it right now!

Thanks, @avclub-926fbfca4285491349d0379c1806ef28:disqus, I'm laughing because I'm doing it right now!

After hearing of the AV Club's currency conversion rate, I am headed to Great Britain right now to pick up a 1959 BMW 507 Roadster.   A bargain at $75!

After hearing of the AV Club's currency conversion rate, I am headed to Great Britain right now to pick up a 1959 BMW 507 Roadster.   A bargain at $75!

I would offer you a banana for that, but I see you already have one.

I would offer you a banana for that, but I see you already have one.

I feel like I'm tied to the whipping post.

I feel like I'm tied to the whipping post.