Damning with faint praise?

Damning with faint praise?

I was 21 when I saw Private Lessons.  That movie made me long for the days when I was 15.  "French maid" fetish, indeed.

I was 21 when I saw Private Lessons.  That movie made me long for the days when I was 15.  "French maid" fetish, indeed.

This Newswire article has been a test of the AVClub commenting policy.  This is only a test.

This Newswire article has been a test of the AVClub commenting policy.  This is only a test.

Another major Dunder-Mifflin client hits the skids.

Another major Dunder-Mifflin client hits the skids.

Who makes a comedy show that is "meant to be a mildly funny half-hour of TV?"  If it was me trying to get a show on the air, there's no way I'm aiming for "mildly funny."

Who makes a comedy show that is "meant to be a mildly funny half-hour of TV?"  If it was me trying to get a show on the air, there's no way I'm aiming for "mildly funny."

FLAGGED for being kind of hot. 

FLAGGED for being kind of hot. 

John Leguizamo to Steven Seagal: "For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me."

John Leguizamo to Steven Seagal: "For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me."

I like to use the time during The Neighbors to do some of the less pleasant little things that need to be done around the house: take out the trash, clean the toilets, spay or neuter my pets, stab a fork in my left eye, lick the circuit breaker box, etc.

I like to use the time during The Neighbors to do some of the less pleasant little things that need to be done around the house: take out the trash, clean the toilets, spay or neuter my pets, stab a fork in my left eye, lick the circuit breaker box, etc.

@Barnitosupreme:disqus This is a trick.  There isn't any way to make this show successful.

@Barnitosupreme:disqus This is a trick.  There isn't any way to make this show successful.

Damn you for making me go look for a Morse Code translator.  

Damn you for making me go look for a Morse Code translator.