No wonder.

No wonder.

This wasn't meant to be a pun thread.  The yolks on all of you. 

This wasn't meant to be a pun thread.  The yolks on all of you. 

Sure, Ed Asner and Martin Sheen have a certain amount of gravitas that might give this some credence, but Woody Harrelson?

Sure, Ed Asner and Martin Sheen have a certain amount of gravitas that might give this some credence, but Woody Harrelson?

I guess poaching is one way to prepare eggs, but I don't know why that warrants two movies about it.

I guess poaching is one way to prepare eggs, but I don't know why that warrants two movies about it.

I just have to shake my head at this whole thread of dick jokes after my suggestive description of Tina Fey's pink Telecaster was deleted - twice - yesterday. 

I just have to shake my head at this whole thread of dick jokes after my suggestive description of Tina Fey's pink Telecaster was deleted - twice - yesterday. 

I would hit that, um, class.

I would hit that, um, class.

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"Don't be kickin' me in MY ass, Bitch!"

"Don't be kickin' me in MY ass, Bitch!"

What the hell.  Bring in Mike Tomlin as Omar Epps' stunt double.

What the hell.  Bring in Mike Tomlin as Omar Epps' stunt double.

Them thievin' varmints!

Them thievin' varmints!