You didn't have contact with Coulson's blood did you?

You didn't have contact with Coulson's blood did you?

If they kill Agent Coulson again, I'm claiming the Captain America trading cards. 

If they kill Agent Coulson again, I'm claiming the Captain America trading cards. 

Atlas Shrugged II: Mo' Shruggier

Atlas Shrugged II: Mo' Shruggier

And here's your fucking coal.

And here's your fucking coal.

Last Resort needs more polar bears.

Last Resort needs more polar bears.

Could that video possibly have crammed any MORE stereotypes into three minutes and 48 seconds?

Could that video possibly have crammed any MORE stereotypes into three minutes and 48 seconds?

These guys?

These guys?

Paleontologist Robert Bakker (consultant for Jurrassic Park) says birds ARE present-day dinosaurs.

Paleontologist Robert Bakker (consultant for Jurrassic Park) says birds ARE present-day dinosaurs.

I see Dagwood still has the weird hair.

I see Dagwood still has the weird hair.

I brayed loudly, and followed up with an imbecilic snort.

I brayed loudly, and followed up with an imbecilic snort.