"Really officer, I was just shootin' at some food."

"Really officer, I was just shootin' at some food."

I think you have milked that pun for all it's worth. 

I think you have milked that pun for all it's worth. 

If Life gives you lemonade, make lemons.  Then Life will be all like , "Whaaa…?"

If Life gives you lemonade, make lemons.  Then Life will be all like , "Whaaa…?"

Better than blanks.

Better than blanks.

Christie Brinkley used to follow me around in a Ferrari 308 GTS, taunting me with her come-hither looks and suggestive gestures.  It was a little game we played.    

Christie Brinkley used to follow me around in a Ferrari 308 GTS, taunting me with her come-hither looks and suggestive gestures.  It was a little game we played.    

I'll wager that the Stones can't get no satisfaction from releasing just one single.

I'll wager that the Stones can't get no satisfaction from releasing just one single.

"Our pals over on the comedy side"

"Our pals over on the comedy side"

Failed 1313thsies.

Failed 1313thsies.

It looks like it's just you and me, @avclub-61a248da6f2fe360248477e1dafcd44c:disqus.

It looks like it's just you and me, @avclub-61a248da6f2fe360248477e1dafcd44c:disqus.

Needs more Funkadelic and George Clinton.

Needs more Funkadelic and George Clinton.