That thing where your boyfriend is covered in ugly tattoos, and grows a disgusting mustache right after he proposes.

I literally cannot think of anything less sexy than watching some Spencer Pratt look-a-like virgin try to fuck for the first time.  I’m really trying, and I just can’t. 

Needing to finesse your language so that you’re arguing semantics of whether you are or aren’t acting like the Nazis means that your policies are shit and that you’re a complete failure as a human being.

I never realized that Morning Joe was filmed at my cubicle on hangover mornings at work.

I wish Anne Browne from Newport US had 1/5 of your understanding.

Yup. This is America. Ignorant, self-involved, and oblivious.

It’s well known that white supremacists have been trying, with a high degree of success, to infiltrate law enforcement. Case in point: the neo-nazi march in Georgia where the police presence arrested unarmed counter protesters instead of the nazis. One officer ejected a reporter after a nazi yelled that he recognized…

When you reach levels of racism that confuse the police you are on some next level hatred.

This is just making me really miss the series on banana-related beef among vegan youtube stars.

War.

So much of conservative governing is done out of spite. Just admit you want struggling people to die off and decrease the surplus population and be honest about it. Fuck all these people.

I, for one, am very excited to see their faces they realize that Medicaid is welfare. Just like discovering that Obamacare is the dogwhistle name the GOP gave the ACA.  

Telling people they need to work to get benefits without creating jobs for them to work at is an especially shitty way to treat people. What jobs are they supposed to work at?

Welp, good portion of his base is about to feel a really direct, inescapable sting.

We’ll never find out because obviously if you bit Bey in the face and we’re only now hearing about it it’s because Solange murdered your ass and dissolved your body in acid and J had a guy he knows (rhymes with Noblama) erase all your government records. If you bit Beyonce in the face it’s obvious your ass don’t exist…

First of all, HELL YES to stripper and sex worker rights.

Will someone please dissect the episode with the couple and their 6 children who lived in that hoardery home filled with sippy cups? I need to discuss how...odd...the wife/Mom was in that episode.

Spoilers: Jack didn’t die from the fire, he got out safely, but then he was shot to death. The camera pans out to show his killer: another Crock-Pot holding a shotgun.

I see no reason to give shitstains like this the benefit of the doubt. They had a chance. And they voted for Trump. That was their chance and they fucked it up.