Not to generalize, but I’m sure most women who marry old sacks of crap like Trump are eventually hoping to be wealthy widows. Becoming First Lady must be the worst possible outcome for Melania.

Anyone else think that Barron can see dead people?

Also, regarding pulling out, my mother always warned us that, “Every good player dribbles before he shoots.”

How about people just stop fucking the Republicans?

Mississippi continually ranks in the worst 3 in terms of education, health, obesity, happiness index, and wages, and taxes paid vs. federal aid consumed. They seem to piss away tens of millions of dollars a year with laws they know will be overturned fighting gay marriage, gay peoples’ rights to use restaurants,…

He actually is. Almost mind mindbogglingly stupid. Which makes his support all the more astonishing. It speaks to a horrible tendency among the uneducated to blindly worship wealth as if it were some mark of intellect. The same trait makes them servile and authoritarian.

Because the First Amendment does protect free speech to a reasonable extent. This, of course, is no protection when you commit crimes like harassment, assault, murder, et al, but merely belonging to a group of self-declared idiot assholes isn’t a crime.

“If I or any other judge sees you on a probation violation, I have almost no doubt you are going to prison...So if you think in any way you are getting off lightly, you are not.”

TSA straight up stole a jar of peanut butter from me a few years ago in my checked baggage. “Safety hazard”, my ass. I am still pissed about it.

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Never mind “fair and balanced”; “I don’t experience it therefore it doesn’t exist” is actually their core philosophy, whether that’s climate change, racism, or sexual harassment.

That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

If you are willing to vote for Trump just because Bernie didn’t get the nom means YOU DON’T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN ANYTHING BERNIE WAS DOING.

DID YOU ASK HER IF KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS FALL OUT AFTER THREE WEEKS?

I do! And it worked!

My parents worked at home and I spent my entire childhood dreaming of the day I could get away from them.

I’m going to make the argument that this was that moment;

They’re married!

Why not just use the couch?