I can’t be on Twitter right now because apparently Ellen Page called out Ted Cruz at some state fair shit in Iowa and the first tweet I saw was someone saying “Ted Cruz is confronted by irrelevant actress Ellen Page and takes her down beautifully”

YOU get a clean vagina, and YOU get a clean vagina!

Very devious, though.

Two good guys, presumably without guns?

My mom and stepdad were hanging out with some friends whom I never met. Came home at curfew and smiled as they introduced us.

My birthday is April Fool’s Day.

I had a very sweet first boyfriend. He was quite a catch. We had grown up on different coasts. Me in CA, he NY.

having sex with each other...

side note: i am assuming jez is waiting to write abt the drag me down video to see if it smashes the vevo record~

I think Tom Cruise was the nice one. He always seems nice, if manic. It wouldn’t surprise me at all that Vaughn was rude, knowing his awful political views.