Yeah, the way they treated Chelsea was worse than despicable.

This is a perfect idea because they look alike and I generally avoid things they are in and/or write. Avoiding two birds with one stone, if you will.

The media has done a surprisingly good job of letting Malia and Sasha have as much semblance of a childhood as they possibly can, while being the daughters of the most prominent figurehead in American politics.

This fuck face is making me stand up for Megyn Goddamn Kelly. His ass has got to go.

God, the Too Chocolate-y Chocolate drink idiot reminds me of when my friend worked at County Kitchen (throwback!) as a waitress and turned down the advances of a client. He proceeded to call whatever manager he could get on the phone for like, a week, and fill them in on what a scummy bitch she was and to inform them…

Honestly, after the hot one left was there really any doubt that they would crash and burn within months?

SO much love for this legit 21st century Ariadne right now.

I can’t be on Twitter right now because apparently Ellen Page called out Ted Cruz at some state fair shit in Iowa and the first tweet I saw was someone saying “Ted Cruz is confronted by irrelevant actress Ellen Page and takes her down beautifully”

Your parents sound kind of amazing. Like cheesy but touching and comforting sitcom level amazing.

Your mom and mine should be friends, obviously...

When I was going to be a freshman in college my mom randomly told the Best Buy sales associate (male, naturally) we were buying a computer from that I would be starting college as a virgin. “How often do you see that?” she asked. Probably never mom, or more specifically...no one else in the history of ever has thought…

Cool. Now they can both date me (don't tell them I'm a double-timing hoe).