He should really practice his bat-throwing before bringing that move out. I mean it wasn't even a real swing, nowhere close to the ball (in timing or location); he might as well have just chucked it like a tomahawk. He just looked like an idiot. If he had hit the pitcher at least he'd have been successful (in his…

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Nasty, instinctive hitter in run support. Good closing speed, nose for the balls.

"Not bad for a pillow-biter."

I'm using it in a jovial manner. Just saying this article is far too long and in-depth for the subject. Champ.

Yeesh, why do you care what I think? I expressed an opinion.

You guys working banker hours now?

Jacques Demers is also a big fan of unwritten rules.

I suppose I'm good with that. That is, as long as there is a separation of Church's and state.

I think Sterling calls this "shopping."

NYC vs LA? Gary Bettman just had an orgasm.

Heartbreaking end but an amazing series. The Rangers can't touch that level of play. No way.

Not sure how to do this, but there's a shortage of music tonight. Lost Australian masterpiece. The Eastern Dark.

Goooooo Rangers!

So I watched Masterchef. They kept flashing a crawl the said MC5. So I thought, why not!

You know what ended Richter's career I'm sure. A puck to the head causing the last of many concussions. Lundqvist is taller than the goal and when he heads it it's already over the crossbar. It's a dumb move that for some reason only gets praised.

Sure, but if he was a fat, middle-aged, white guy you'd be all "Megan's Law" this and that.

Look they could settle this right now and I have a simple idea that will save everyone's job, get HBO more subscribers, and blow season one away.

Yeah, Fetes!