You're wrong. I know about the pregnancy discrimination act, that's why I asked why you were at risk of losing your job. And I didn't "claim to be pregnant". You know why? BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING MORON!!! I've used the phrase "We're pregnant" for the economy of words it provides, and my heart was pure when I said…

I DID the sympathy (empathy?) diet stuff! I don't eat sushi, but caffeine was a bitch. What's the risk your job part, though? Look, all I was saying is that I think a lot of guys use that phrase. It's not to imply that we think we're going through something we're not. Good guys don't need to stop talking the talk…

Ah, don't listen to me. I'm just a grumpy old asshole some nights. Your point would be well taken, though, if the reasons she found it the opposite of supportive were better than grumpiness over lack of tequila shots, and the fact that "we can't have anything" until a "love goblin" comes out of her. I was trying to…

I'll take Colombia, Uruguay, Italy & Japan. But hell, man. You're the guy who just went 4-0!

[fires pistolas in the air or some fucking thing]

WINNER, WINNER! CHICKEN DINNER!!

SHOOT, goddammit! FUCK I hate guys who dribble all the way to the 6! (Is this the open thread, by the way?)

Jesus, you gotta be dying watching this.

Aw, shaddup. We use it as a term of solidarity & support. We're not trying to co-opt your fucking pain. I hope your kid looks like Jamie Farr.

Boy, get near one of these spaniards and they go down in a screaming heap of shit, don't they?

I got tossed from a catholic high school for smoking weed mid-way through my Junior year, and had to attend a family wedding in Tucson, AZ early that summer. During that visit, it was decided that I'd stay in AZ till a week or so before soccer tryouts in August. My Uncle-in-law is a General Contractor, and had a…

I'd be more interested in their reactions after the dive.

Well, ok I guess. But only if you promise to keep posting instantly forgettable rap songs, and make sure your posts continue to be all about you.

Looks like Tony Soprano's gut-shot wound.

+1 please write a whole book like this.

As many as you can fit in your face!

"But fuck all that. It's Friday. Wilbon's my man. I'm going to Coney Island tonight to ride roller coasters and eat hot dogs with some friends of whom I'm very fond. Let's just chalk this up to trolling and go home."

MJ, LBJ. LBJ, MJ. Yizzer ALL fucked! Elmer "Spats" Shinyshorts IS, WAS, and ALWAYS WILL BE the greatest cager of all time. Master of the Set Shot. Fouled like a gentleman. And NEVER cramped up during a contest. Shit. Just LOOK at those legs. Fuckin' BRIDGE CABLES!

So good. +1