Atta boy, Phil! Marchman was dead fucking wrong on this one, and he knew it. Then he hid behind the rest of the staff and the commenters he knew would ride in like the cavalry to fight his battle for him. Real fucking tough guy. You never called him a racist, Tim? You suggested he replace his column with the Italian…

NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE!!

Braaaains.......or chicken. Chicken is fine, too.

Let me start off with a basket of chips.

Wish I could post the guitar lesson scene from the film, but this'll have to do.

If a pitcher pauses in his wind-up, it's a balk. Pause = paws. Sorry for explaining, but I HATE when I can't get one of these guys' jokes.

[would put 5 across on Elmer based on name alone]

Hey! A Creedence song you may not be sick of!

This Bruin team, I tellya, they're like a giant lunch pail on skates!

"You by the phone. You all alone. It's a long way back to Germany." Now that's a poem.

Just kidding, just kidding. I love that jerk!

Carbonneau just scored for the Habs. 1-0. Nilan & McNab each got 5 for fighting, too.

How do the Rangers & Canadiens match up? Smart hockey guys?

I like the way the guitar seems to come crashing through the wall like Kool-Aid at the :15 mark on this one.

Yeah. Mr. Show was so great. Wish I knew how to make a GIF of "Choo-Choo The Hurkey Jerky Dancer". I posted it out of frustration. I'm a 40+ yo dad with a 2.5 year old. Rap is going to be a part of my life soon, and I can't stand the stuff. I've never understood how people can support artists who are so nauseatingly…

Can't wait! That starts when? November?

They should all probably hang on to their NY apartments, huh?

Well, I don't know about you, but I don't want to miss a thing.