I mean, it’s just nice to see a rich white guy FINALLY catch a break.

What the hell is an “abortionist?” Oh, you mean doctor.

Now before everybody jumps on here and says he looks like what you’d expect a 4Chan tough guy to look like, hear me out...

He looks exactly like I would expect a 4Chant tough guy to look like.

But they were all of them deceived, for another Volvo was made. In the land of New York, with a supercharged 5.0L, Paul Newman forged in secret, a master volvo to control all others - for David Letterman!

“Eric Popper”

This is such a huge loss. A very talented actor and he always seemed like such a good guy the way he’d interact with the Destiny community. He really seemed to have fun with it. What a bummer. RIP.

Fucking Florida...

Dammit. What does this mean? I was going to look past it, but then someone else made a comment that tied all this Z stuff to Mother Russia. So now I am curious what I am missing this time.

Mine too. Think Kylie buried the lede on purpose...

I mean this WAS my first worried thought.

Awww...that’s so cute! A little “Z” for Zendaya.

Drop that thing once and I assume it’s done for. Neat, but eh.

It doesn’t matter how much money she has cuz she isn’t gonna like it when they come after her and her son for child support payments.

Stop giving this asshat attention.

I’m not sure whether this is poetry we need, but I’m sure it’s the only poetry Lauren Boebert deserves.

*chef’s kiss*

She really is the Sarah Palin of Colorado.

And so the line continues, like dog shit dragged behind a renegade Roomba.

Out of wedlock? My, my, how lackadaisical the party of family values has become.

I'm a Sharks fan. Hold my beer...