I think it looked a lot better in its original form.

Too bad it’s not a stick.

Nice Job, Friend of Friends!

The irony of MTG calling someone else “insane”.  

Is this the same woman who claimed she was swatted cuz police went to her place and knocked on her door to see if things are okay.  Oh it is! yeah she making shit up.

Yeah I hate it when places have floor to ceiling mirrors too, it’s so embarrassing when you run into them but the trick is to quietly move on.

whoa whoa whoa — let’s not bring Maggianos into this

LOL - this totally didn’t happen. And if it did, she was probably yelling at herself, a-la Ed Norton in Fight Club.

Before I read the story I assumed it was somebody dressed just like her in the ladies room.

But lets be real, Greene, it is demonstrably false that the human race has ever respectful of each other.

You are a great example.

I wonder if it’s like when a dog sees their reflection in a shiny surface...

as my dear late grandmother would say, “I wouldn’t walk across the street to p*ss on her if she was on fire”

Gee, maybe if everybody seems to hate you, the problem...is...you...

“What is ‘This’?”

“Correct.”

“I’ll take ‘Things That Didn’t Happen But Would Be Perfectly Justified If They Did’ for $400, Ken.”

Yeah, I think we can make that call.

Notice how the “tamed pussy” poses are all the same possessive, “THIS IS MY MANNNN” with hand on chest or otherwise on the front of his body. Usually she’s on his left, so she can angle her hand with an obscenely large engagement ring toward the camera. 🙄

Kudos! This reminded me of Ye Olde Tymes Jezebel. Clearly tongue-in-cheek and snarky, but not too snarky, humor.

Winona Ryder’s stardom rocketed after she changed her name from Winona Horowitz.

I don’t care that she’s older, or whatever, so what.  Can we just not pretend that surgery like hers is good?  It looks like shit, and people are doing it all the time.  Aged or not, it’s just bad.  There are definitely people out there hating on her for her age, not questioning that, but this pillow face look that is…

Trust fund or huge unit, calling it now

Thanks for writing an article here that’s actually good, reminding me of the glory days of this site, the rise and fall of which seems to have followed the life and death of skinny jeans.