Given that the royal family has so much damn jewelry and medals and stuff, you’d think the royal plumber would be installing ring traps in every sink.

I would say the full-size American sedan... because I like full-size American sedans. If I’m being more contemplative, I’d say the shooting brake... those glorious wagons. Bring these back, please!

Yeah, I read that in a Yoda voice, too, the first time. (High 5!)

This writeup doesn’t say what his party affiliation is, but I think I know.

Oh, there’s a Straight Pride Men’s March every day in every city, town and hamlet on earth. Literally. Every day. It never ends. Why there needs to be sign- and crucifix-waving escapes me. There’s nothing new here.

So Nordberg became a pilot in Britain? Neat!

Oh yeah? Well, I went to church once and now I’m Jesus, so take that (in a holy and metaphorical way)!

It’s stolen valor... for whatever cop-valor is worth. Seems like Herschel is scraping the bottom of the oppression barrel.

Given everything that’s been promulgated by her administration, I think it’s high time that England become a US state. We can easily buy it, dismantle the NHS, lower taxes and bring in some guns for every Tom, Dick and Clarence to make kicking out the monarchy an easy feat. They’d get the benefit of having more…

Hannity’s a real tough guy, though. He trains and everything. He’s like a fatter and more hairy Joe Rogan, but with all the stupid.

The change to Bastion playstyle is pissing me off. I used to love camping as a turret and while you can still do that, you can’t hold it and you need to wait for the ability to recharge to turret again. Played Bastion for years, but I’m back to soldier 76.

“The internet only exists because of NASA.”

This is the correct answer.

I thought that foam pits were supposed to be something like six feet deep. There’s no way that this one is deep enough.

That the GOP is unloading all this awful claptrap is not a surprise. They’ve been peddling this same stuff in soft, circuitous ways in coded language for the longest time.

Love your work!

I commented before I read your question, but my thoughts are in the same direction as yours. Great minds and all that.

I’d like an e-bike for stuff like quick beer/grocery runs, but I’m leery about it getting stolen when locked up - are there any theft-mitigation features on it?

I don’t have one caring thought for either of them. Sage away, sage away.