"She's a man-eater, like Ms. Pac-Man here."
"Ms. Pac-Man eats ghosts and fruit! Don't bring her into this!"

"Now let's Bloody Mary up this tub. It's Mommy's birthday!"

Louise: "I'm calling them Laverne and Curly."
Bob: "Too late. I already named them Harry and Sally."
Louise: "Wait. One's a boy?"
Bob: "Obviously."
Gene: "He's not a boy, he's a man!"
Linda: "No it's not. I'd know if one was Billy Crystal."

"You happen to be in the presence of child straw prodigies."

Well there's some right here!

"As long as practice includes snack breaks…and bathroom breaks…and commercial breaks where I describe my favorite commercials."

Tammy:"You're a liar without a hair dryer! This is your sister's fault! "
Gene:"I'm a boy!"
Tammy:"Not you, Gene! Tina, she caused all this!"

"Don't underestimate us. Our family's motto is 'maybe we'll get lucky this time.'"

"Why is the front door open?"
"Maybe God closed a window?"

"I don't think we can go to a high school party. Mom and dad will kill me."
"There'll be high school boys there."
"Right, maybe we could do a quick pop in."

"I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!"

And it was at that moment when Mabel truly became a shooting star.

"Ow! Hot Belgian waffles! Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! SON OF A—-"

"Things are pretty loud so I'm just gonna put my fingers in my ears. WOAH, THAT'S WAXY! AM I SHOUTING?!"

"Were you drunk shopping?"
"No, I call it night time shopping. With wine."

I will return with our dragons! And then I shall breast feed all of you!"
"Oh…"

Thank you, Bobdor! I'll breastfeed you first when we get back to Catseros!"

"Remember that guy I met on Cat Chat? Stacy?"
"Yeah…"
"Wait, men can be named Stacy?! I LOVE AMERICA!"

I also appreciate the Ghostbusters references
Beginning of episode: "I'll bust your ghosts."
While exorcising ghost: "Exodus demonus. Spookus scarus. Aintafraidus noghostus."

"If you were a boat, do you know what kind you'd be? A dream boat, that's what kind."