"Oh, the Grim Reaper! I was wondering when you would-"

"You asked for it, you got it! An entire 48-hour marathon of Ghost Harassers on the Used to be about History Channel"
"Be strong, bladder. We're not gonna move til sunset."

"This guy! He says, 'Nailed it!'"

"Maybe someone who wears braids. Snoop Dogg? Follow Snoop Dogg."
"I already do. Mostly retweets and recipes."

"Awwwww! They're like Mario and Luigi! They're so in love!"

"Those cheeks aren't leaving me weak like they usually do."

"Why would they send those?"
"I don't know, Tina. I guess to remind me of the beautiful place that exists that I'll never get to be a part of!"
"Like the boy's locker room."
"Or New York in the 90s!"

"Louise, you're literally running with scissors. Really big scissors."

"We'll run it like a speakeasy. I'll be like Al Capone with breasts."
Congrats on Bob's Burgers for being renewed for a 6th season!

"If anybody asks, you have irritable bowel syndrome."
"All bowels are irritable."

"What is this?!"
"Chinese finger trap. I got it as a party favor, but in America."

"Well, I made this friendship bracelet for you."
"You know, I'm not really a jewelry person."
"You don't have to wear it"
"No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off."

"Trash fashion. I call it trashion."
"We should probably get you a tetanus shot."

"Hey guys, it's your cool, young, hip friend, Tina. Can you dig it?"

"Who's your favorite president?"
"Bill Pullman! Today, we fight for our independence!"

"Looks like dad just won a bean bath with a little pee in it."

"Dear Lord Santa, this year please bless me with a calendar
of Australian firefighters holding puppies in casual settings."

"Rocky lost in the first movie, Lin."
"Awwww, but he walked up those stairs. It's not fair."

"Mommy, is the floating head going to eat us?"
"Yes, Charlie! Yes he will!"

I EAT KIDS