Wait, you can kill The Mother of Grogans with one melee attack? First I have heard of that!

Came here for the Matt Barnes jokes - was not disappointed.

The search for “fresh bodies” didn’t pan out

Maybe they are offering him 400,000 bucks? I hear live deer can be worth several thousand dollars apiece.

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I am SO GODDAMN OUTRAGED that I basically agree with most of this and don’t have a chance to write a sarcastic spittle-flecked list of all my problems with it.

Yes, we all know the bottom line is money. But there is a reason it works so well. It encourages kids to link up and connect with their friends/siblings, because you can’t get them all just by yourself. From a gamer standpoint, we are all thinking - it is just so they can sell me the game twice! But, kids aren’t…

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

the Knicks are stocking up their young assets and will make a major play for Wall if he becomes available.

Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.

I see that hunter has some training time with the Witchers. 

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

The Philadelphia Police Department has released the following sketch of the suspect:

Gone are the days of handchecking and every kind of defense except man-to-man being illegal. I long for bygone days where 7 foot tall white guys with no discernible skills roamed the NBA and just sort of stood near the hoop.

Duck, goose!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Thank you Drew...and now I will humbly request a takedown of Cailliou. Preferably in the same way that kid from Walking Dead met his end. Seriously, those damn Canadians will probably survive the zombie apocalypse.