Wait, you can kill The Mother of Grogans with one melee attack? First I have heard of that!

Came here for the Matt Barnes jokes - was not disappointed.

The search for “fresh bodies” didn’t pan out

Maybe they are offering him 400,000 bucks? I hear live deer can be worth several thousand dollars apiece.

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

And that’ll just take a minute, leaving the rest of the time to catch this show. Win, Win.

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I am SO GODDAMN OUTRAGED that I basically agree with most of this and don’t have a chance to write a sarcastic spittle-flecked list of all my problems with it.

Yes, we all know the bottom line is money. But there is a reason it works so well. It encourages kids to link up and connect with their friends/siblings, because you can’t get them all just by yourself. From a gamer standpoint, we are all thinking - it is just so they can sell me the game twice! But, kids aren’t…

I kept trying to come up with something...anything...that could match it, but you really laid out the best one right there in the article. Much as I love the Klingon AND Enterprise reveals in The Motion Picture, as much as I dig Serenity’s barely-keeping-it-together vibe, nothing comes close to matching this:

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

the Knicks are stocking up their young assets and will make a major play for Wall if he becomes available.

Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.

You know who didn’t see this coming? Matt Murdock.

I’ll see myself out.

I see that hunter has some training time with the Witchers. 

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”