it’s funny because everyone in New Orleans somehow takes themselves too seriously.

You can give yourself up on offense and end the play without being touched down

Me too, it's funny because everyone in New Orleans somehow takes themselves too seriously.

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

Muy guapo con sideburns!

That’s ridiculous.....

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

Jorge Soler is Spanish for Brady Anderson.

their core in is place for what they hope is a multi-year Super Bowl window

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

This guy?:

Trump fans love his constant grievances and profound emotional immaturity because they see themselves in him.

Geriatric vampires?

Are there a lot of people who consider thin skin to be an admirable trait?

You said it! Heck, if they’re lucky enough to hit on two of those three picks, they could end up with a couple players as good as Laremy Tunsil and Kenny Stills!!...

“Ross throwing a fundraiser for a prominent racist”

“That’s not like him...” they say.