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A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

Khris Davis is batting .142 in the month of July, and he hasn’t homered since June 18.

it seems physically impossible for a college football coach to unequivocally come out and say that players should switch schools unencumbered when they want to

They can find his dad?

In rugby you have to wrap, or at least make an attempt. If you fly in shoulder first, no arms up, you might just get ejected. Mere coincidence the concussion rate is much lower. Why the NFL thinks this is some impossible nut to crack is beyond me. Enforce proper form and watch the concussion rate plummet.

It seems that too often players are trying to hit the guy and not tackle the guy. Like in the GIF above, I get what he is saying, but he is never trying to wrap the guy up or actually tackle him. Having said that, I don’t think it is just as easy as saying they shouldn’t do that and should do this, but let’s not

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If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

What would you do with a million-dollar signing bonus? 

Lewan really unloads the entire staged-sincerity arsenal

He’s gonna be crying, alright, when he discovers that ‘polygraph’ doesn’t mean two chicks at once.

“Pro cheater" is a weird hill.

I hope they let him race at the Tokyo Olympics and continue talking shit to people who can’t beat him.”

Drawing parallels with personal experience is a core way in which human beings relate to one another. I have not lived Doc’s life, only my own, but I empathize with struggles to kick addiction and be a better person in part because of my own experiences. They are, as I mentioned, not the same struggles Doc is having,

He should switch his accountant. 

Sad story in light of plenty of pieces in recent years (here, here, and here) about the financial pitfalls athletes face.

AP needs a good financial advisor to bring discipline to his finances and whip it into shape.