a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

From Pinoe’s girlfriend...

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

I realize you got a Crocodile in Spelling, but it’s “whose.”

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

Even aside from how dumb this whole interview is, like come on with this, man:

He is being blackballed from coaching in the NBA the same way that I am being blackballed from playing in the NBA.

Don’t forget, there’s an alternate universe where the Sixers agree to include Fultz in a trade for Kawhi Leonard.

Remember that one time he violated California law in order to secretly record conversations to spy on his “rivals” within the organization? It is a wonder why he can’t get another job.

You could call it being blackballed, but I can’t really fault GMs for being reluctant to hire a coach with a history of undermining and going to war with his front offices 

It’s nice to have a specific reason to consider a Warrior an asshole rather than the usual jealousy of their wins.

Mama, there goes that bigot

He is right and he is wrong. He is right that Jackson is being blackballed, he is wrong that it is for any reason other than him being an incompetent ego-maniac.

In the total time it’s going to take for him to get back on the court, Carson Wentz will have suffered and recovered from three season-ending injuries.

There is a story in KC about him being pulled over after a station party. Cops find him drunk with a young coworker, pants at his feet. He gets out of the car with his pants still down, tiny pecker looking like a cocktail weenie in a forest, and berates the cops about how famous he is. His wife subsequently leaves…

Talk radio was a mistake.

Or, as the Atlanta Journal Constitution puts it, “Hawks’ Trae Young edged out for Rookie of the Year”

“We reached out to three-time Heisman Trophy winner QB #12 but received no response as of publication.”

Not just North Carolina, but Texas, Alabama, Georgia, and maybe Michigan or Ohio could force the NCAA’s hand. You can’t have the PAC 10, SEC, or Big 10 without those states for either football or basketball.

That’s what the naysayers said about the Missouri Compromise!