There is a story in KC about him being pulled over after a station party. Cops find him drunk with a young coworker, pants at his feet. He gets out of the car with his pants still down, tiny pecker looking like a cocktail weenie in a forest, and berates the cops about how famous he is. His wife subsequently leaves…

Talk radio was a mistake.

Or, as the Atlanta Journal Constitution puts it, “Hawks’ Trae Young edged out for Rookie of the Year”

“We reached out to three-time Heisman Trophy winner QB #12 but received no response as of publication.”

Not just North Carolina, but Texas, Alabama, Georgia, and maybe Michigan or Ohio could force the NCAA’s hand. You can’t have the PAC 10, SEC, or Big 10 without those states for either football or basketball.

That’s what the naysayers said about the Missouri Compromise!

If the state of North Carolina decides to do the same, the NCAA would basically have to conform just because of the top programs immediately affected

$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

Somewhere Tom Thibodeau is trying to find his erection so he can play with it

I contacted every member of the US Men’s National Team to ask if they were happy about today’s result and if they like puppies. None responded and I think we can all agree that their silence speaks volumes.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Meanwhile, the reinvented Phillies have managed to completely implode two months earlier than last year, with a much higher payroll. Progress!

You won’t be surprised that ty Cobb is on the list

Yeah, I really need to talk about Brad too. Being from PA and having a few relatives that went to PSU, I’m going to read between the lines here. Based on the bowl cut, the video game and alcohol prohibition, and gatekeeping the phone and starting conversations with other people’s friends, I’m guessing that Brad’s mom…

Amateur, I throw one of my kids in the air to catch the ball. Even if they miss people are generally distracted trying to see if they are OK and I can send one of the other kids to go grab it.

Plus, how often do you see an actual terrarium fire? It’s not a realistic thing to worry about.

When Canadian soldiers started coming back from the frontlines of Europe, Africa and The Pacific, The province of Saskatchewan realised that many veterans, factory workers, home guardsmen and guardswomen won’t be able to afford proper healthcare even with healthcare coverage under Veteran Affairs Canada. Therefore,…

The thing I enjoy about Stewart in this entire situation is that I have no doubt he’s genuine. His jokes about McConnell looking like a turtle may seem like going for the easy joke, but you can tell he has seething contempt for him. The only other time I saw him visibly despise someone in this way was when he roasted…

Could you be more specific?