so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

I’m afraid they just Blue themselves.

How’d you get the beer out of your camo bruins jersey after game 5?

Gardner Reaps What He Sows

I, for one, posit that the most Enterprising team won. 

Just make it Deadspin’s version of The Onion’s mass shooting article

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

Playing with an obvious and vulnerable injury? He’s lucky Marchand is on his team, not the Blues.

Yeah, that’s exactly what she’s saying: that the reporters absolutely knew who he was and chose not to report it.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Terrible take. It’s not the players’ responsibility to keep the people in the big-money seats safe, their job is to keep from getting themselves hurt. Lowry did nothing wrong. This guy should have kept his fucking hands to himself, period.

> Lowry crushed the woman in the chair behind the one he crashed into while chasing the ball and didn’t appear to make any effort to soften the blow. 

“I’m a white guy lawyer lots of people don’t like”

Can we do a ‘Magneto: Nazi Hunter’ movie now?

KD is just checking out the secret back hallways of every stadium so when he goes to LA next season he’ll know where Chris Paul is invading from. That’s just smart leadership.

On the plus side, the Rockets and Cavs have won a ton of hypothetical championships over the past five years and that’s really the most important thing. 

Someone call?

Just means Steph’s gotta be more shellfish and take 30 shots.