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Putting aside for a second how mind-numbingly stupid that comparison is, there’s no way that story isn’t a lie, right?

That’s simply not true. Whataboutism is a big part of the test.

God it’s like the only bar you have to pass in order to become a talking head on Fox is answer “no” to the question “do you know what a fase equivalency is?”

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I generally don’t give people shit for something like speech issues, but for fucks sake how can you be paid to speak when you can’t fucking speak?!

“I never see anybody on TV.”

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

Look, I understand that you are upset about black people being murdered, but can we discuss it in a way that removes the black people and the murder? That would make me much more comfortable.

It seems like 75% of the problem is that people are of the view that only Puerto Ricans can be advocates for Puerto Rico.

Person to me: Hey, did you know LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony are going to show more poise and concern for fellow citizens and their rights than the president of the United States?

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

#wokeland

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Here’s something I just saw on Hansen’s twitter feed.

“I don’t know you or agree with you, but I’ll defend to the death my right to use a caricature of you to deny rights to brown people.”

Taking a knee is one thing. But all those baseball players grabbing their crotches and spitting during the anthem was mighty disrespectful.

West Coast, Best Coast.

Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!