Duchamp got a mustache ride from Mona Lisa.

Goin' Through Changes is such a great album, but I've always loved how the cover art was clearly taken after the band split. For the longest time the Subpop website kept their original promo page up praising Jason Zumpano as the true genius of the band, even as subsequent New Pornographers albums made that claim more…

Everything you liked from 1998, mashed in a blender, then spun around into a beautiful oblivion?

I'm going to need a lengthy prequel series explaining the mechanisms by which characters from The Jungle Book left the jungle, moved to Cape Suzette, and learned to fly airplanes.

Asking for Budweiser has always been a crime in Canada.

Ben-Her?

The time I bought a Superconductor album in Waterloo, ON is the only time a clerk at an indie record store ever geeked out about how cool my purchase was.

My local paper's review of New Adventures in Hi-Fi was headlined "Future classic won't win REM many new fans," which I remember because it was the only time their music reviews were 1000% correct.

Steven's middle initial is a capital Q.

Roseboro wasn't much of a Dodger if Marichal could beat the tar out of him.

I compare Manos: The Hands of Fate to The Great Gatsby all the time. I usually say "The Great Gatsby was really good. Manos totally sucks."

If Jeff Winger had gone to law school, Community would never have happened. So not going to law school gets you six seasons (and a movie).

After he was shot, he turned to the shooter and yelled, "Why, G?"

Magic Man really Britta'd M.A.R.G.L.E.S.

Steven's holodeck adventure with Connie went so much better than Geordi's adventure with Lia Brahms.

I CHEATED IN THE SEINFELD JOKE-MAKING CONTEST

This bidding war will decide what .com domain Seinfeld will be master of.

It'll be another 50 Short Graybles.

You people have too much money.

Finn is the Flying Spaghetti Monster!