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It's nothing but a bunch of puns. You'll just have to put Up with it.

The A.V. Club will let VanDerWerff come back if he sends them a written apology.

Discontinuing Steven Universe reviews may not seem fair, but anything goes in The A.V. Club TV coverage.

Jackal Onassis is happy to hear this.

I believe Rebecca Sugar has said that Beach City is based on the Delaware beach towns (Bethany and Rehoboth).

Starchie was at the Citadel and told everybody what happened there during the next episode of Graveyard Shift.

Garnet's awesome because she never messes with Steven's funky flow.

So Betty is to the Ice King what Clara is to the Doctor? If she entered Simon's time scar and copied herself like Clara, she could still be alive and be all the princesses too.

Prof. Hickey found saying "easy peasy lemon squeezy" to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

Regular Show is set in a post-post-apocalyptic Ooo, where sentient gumball machines, talking animals, and humans live together in peace and harmony. They built the park when they cleaned up the Ooo junkyard.

After all the Pavement stuff on A.V. Club last week, why couldn't Hatesong be Stephen Malkmus discussing why Time After Time was his least favourite song?

James was doomed from the start. He was wearing a red shirt.

No. Jake taped over it with a special message for Lady Rainicorn.

His face is like a thinner version of MST3K favorite Arch Hall Jr.'s to me, which is why I find it so punchable.

I hope it will be called "Basic Coconut Engineering Skills."

I think you mean the Michael Savage of Ooo. The Dan Savage of Ooo told Flame Princess to DTMFA, repeatedly explained to Marceline why Bubblegum isn't GGG, and spends most of his time rebutting the works of Jay T. Dawgzone.