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Do you think Melania takes a photo of Ivanka to her plastic surgeon?

I will also argue that Mother Jones has done a fantastic job of reporting on his conflicts of interest, especially regarding who owns his tremendous amount of debt. Russ Choma has done some great digging. Highly recommend checking it out. Mother Jones social media presence can be a bit clickbaity at times but their

Prediction: Tiffany will eventually become a gay icon in the mold of Tammy Faye Baker.

Every day I am more sure that her “internet personality” persona is a front. She’s really the next Commandante Marcos, but she’s going to fuck shit up from the inside. Just watch.

Oh, man, shoulda name-checked Fahrenthold/WaPo. It delights me to no end that Trump’s soon-to-be local paper sees right through him and is. not. having. it. Every other OpEd can be summed up as “this fuckin’ guy...”

As far as I’m concerned, Kurt Eichenwald and David Farenthold were the only Real Journalists doing Actual Journalism this election, only to be mostly ignored by people and other media in favor of #omg!emails!

If you’re a complete masochist, Kurt Eichenwald and Newsweek are doing an incredible job of reporting on Trump’s conflicts of interest, general bullshittery and what is possibly at stake. A sampling that will be sure to lead to hair loss and sleep deprivation:

Oh, don’t worry, that won’t happen. You’ll still see Trump’s face on the new currency he’ll print.

Nope. If I stop seeing him everywhere I’m worried my anger will wane, and that cannot happen.

After the last year or so, I’m way more defensive of Hillary Clinton than I am about my own mom. Like, if someone said something shitty about my mom, I’d be like “lol what the fuck is your problem, my mom’s the best” but if someone says something shitty about Hillary, I’m like “YOU WANNA FUCKIN’ GO, ASSHOLE?”

What you say in public can be radically different from what you’re doing, or what you’ve got up your sleeve. I don’t blame them if they all decide to chill on a beach somewhere with umbrella drinks, but I hope they take up guardian angel/patron saint duties here and there and help us out now and then.

It’s this waffling or civil war, there is no third option. My guess is they are just trying not to be the ones who actually pull the pin.

Our Dad, Mom, and Uncle (Obama, Clinton, and Biden, respectively) should be so fucking disappointed with us kids right now. We didn’t want to listen, we knew better that running off with that high school dropout meth addict Trump wouldn’t be so bad; we could turn him around and make him a decent man. Surely if he saw

I feel so bad for Barack. 8 years of this shit and he thought he’d probably get to take a vacation. Spend some time with the fam and then ease back into some interesting work. Instead he going to have to stick around do what he can and keep being POTUS for the rest of us. I wouldn’t blame him one bit if he moved to

Man tells woman what gender issues are worth addressing, claims to not be mansplaining.

I expect one of them to crack, because I associate relegious types like that with people cracking in a big way. But the couple I really can’t stand is the ‘Masters of Flip’ (the one with the idiot with the official Fidel Castro brand hat. This guy really doesn’t like his wife. The mother-daughter pair are just so

Based on previous experience, mine would slap a “sorry we missed you” tag on the door without ringing the bell, anyway.

Right? I mean listen, the driver did the right thing. But.. is this a story of just doing the right thing? Not to me it’s not. To me this a story of a brave woman who defied the odds and survived. It’s also a story of how cruel and unusual men can be, even without provocation.

I want to know why “sodomy without consent” is not called rape.

I’m beginning to suspect his people are the ones briefing Trump the other six days of the week.