My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Brad Cooper went to high school with a friend of a friend. Brad showed up to their high school reunion a few years ago and was super nice to everyone, inquiring as to Steve’s dental practice and Wendy’s real estate business etc. Seriously, he spent the whole night talking to people about them, not him. And in the…

Botox and plastic surgery? If that’s the case he should sue his doctor because he’s got a lot of laugh lines and wrinkles and a not-small nose. I’ve seen him interviewed several times and the guy is sexy AF, charming, self-deprecating and as a bonus speaks fluent French. You’re nuts.

JESUS CHRIST.

Actually, no. Cuckolded is a medieval term but “cuck” — especially with this definition (one whose wife is not literally cheating on him, but a general derogatory slur of “wussiness”) is a recent, and right-wing creation. It’s also a stupid, patriarchal term in that it implies women don’t cheat on husbands who are…

Hot take: I like it.

Dear Donald,

Brendan, the headline and selection of sentiment herein seems sympathetic to Putin to the exclusion of pertinent facts.

Seriously? Cucked? Well, that word told us everything about you (and your credibility) that we need to know. Putin wasn’t the adult in the room. He is fancying himself as some sort of supervillain who committed a blatant crime and is being flashy about flaunting his control over the next president of the US, the…

It’s interesting how if you live in Cali or NY you are not allowed to talk about why you like where you live. There will be a bunch of people from less desirable areas jumping down your throat for “looking down” on them. Yet, they are allowed to express their happiness with where they live, usually by directly…

Me!! I do! There are lots of us who love the marine layer, but don’t let your solipsism get in the way of reality!

 Maybe California should stop supporting all of the red states government welfare. See how government red state moochers would like that one. They contribute little but sure do love taking money from places like California to support their failing states.

What part(s) of CA were you in? It’s a huge state. A modest 1- or 2-bedroom apartment is doable at $800 a month where I live.

California is fucking enormous and various. You could absolutely find a studio for that in parts of LA County or the Central Valley. Probably up by Humboldt area too. No, you’re not going to find that deal in the bay or in any major city center here, but CA does not have a monopoly on the US housing crisis.

Then make places that aren’t California and New York more attractive to move to. People flock to these places for a reason. Encourage arts and cultural exhibits, activities, etc. Have more jobs. Have things to do. And encourage the locals to be less dickish to people who aren’t white or straight or Christian (if…

Based on 2014 numbers, California’s homeless population as a proportion of total population (2.9%) ranks higher than Texas (1%) or Florida (2.1%) but lower than Massachusetts (3.1%) or New York (3.9%). So, I mean, yeah there’s a crisis but it’s not CA-specific in any way.

You already knew someone who thinks they’re clever was gonna make a comment like this. It’s 75 degrees in LA today. I’m going to enjoy myself.

First of all, he is definitely referring to Trump as the new King.

I wonder if the animatronic fuckwits at Fox And Friends are going to track how often Trump goes to church like they did President Obama. Probably not.