I’m gonna take this moment to be a little bitter because I cannot turn on my freaking TV or phone without seeing an promo for this show; meanwhile, Pitch, which is not Empire 2.0 and is actually pretty good and has a protagonist who is a woman of color, got practically nothing.

4+. 4WD alone won’t save you. Snow tires are absolutely required. A FWD car with snow tires is safer than a 4WD car with all-seasons and zero traction. 4 x 0 = 0!

Don’t wear double socks. It makes your feet colder due to compression and lack of circulation. An acceptable case is to wear liners and wool socks but that is it.

Why not? The earwax thing was actually kind of interesting. I’m one of those terrifying midwesterners that drives through the “low-budget skating rinks” like it ain’t a thing. Key is covering up your hear and appendages. If your head, hands, and feet are warm, YOU are warm. I know the science calls bullshit one…

To think, people were sprayed with water cannons in these conditions.

LAKE EFFECT GANG. WE OUT HERE.

If you can still tell someone’s gender, they need another layer.

I was reading this wondering what the big deal was? Sounds like winter.

No kidding. I live in Ohio. My car doors freeze shut every single winter.

No kidding, this is only news to city dwellers who never venture far off the lightly salted sidewalks while getting a cappuccino frappuccino latte grande excellante.

For the other 95% of the northern half of the nation, it is indeed, Tuesday. And we have to get to work...

lol, “alarmingly huge pants”. Girl that is a base layer at best!

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Tom Ford does not seem like a bright person. But at least he’s going to die some day.

Right? Poor kid. Let him enjoy his childhood. He’ll be ground under by the misery of adulthood too soon. Let him wear the damn dinosaur shoes.

It’s such a vulnerable position to be in, and it’s such a passive position to be in.

That actually made my heart hurt. what kind of a concept is “tacky” to teach a four year old? he’s going to preschool not Royal Ascot.

Let the kid wear the dinosaur shoes outside FFS. You just said life is too short.

Khloe, you’re a fucking misogynist. Every time she’s feuding with someone, they must suck her dick and worship at her testicles. What’s up?

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

Now I must prepare and consume two grilled cheese sandwiches, to settle the butter versus mayo question. The sacrifices I make for science.