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I can't say I get upset over someone selling knock offs, but selling slightly inferior goods using the same listing and therefore using the originals photos and reputation makes me angry. It's not like they were just selling their own version, they are using the same product number.

I’ve asked Ted to help us resolve the bet. Can anyone help me get his attention?

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

I don’t get it . . . What’s strange about a bunch of white people at a white power rally?

What the fuck does black lives matter have to do with this? Fuck you.way to go to try to connect a peaceful movement(which by the way wouldn’t have to be said if all lives really did matter) to lunatics with guns.ever think having guns might be the fucking problem?

Agreed on people and groups, but I feel pretty comfortable blaming this (and let’s go with ALL OF THIS) on the ready availability of guns.

Also, why does the hot dog look so much like a vagina?

Shouldn’t it be “Handmaid’s Towel?”

A Towel of Karen's Own.

but how many jobs have you not gotten because you’re a woman?

I mean, it’s nice to own a small business? Especially if your husband is trying bring about The Handmaiden’s Tale-times. You know you’re not going to be able to own anything then, up to and including your own body!

The issue is that what he may find funny can stem from unconscious bias. He can relate to jokes that speak to a white, male existence. Therefore, the writers he’s most likely to hire end up being just like him. It’s a common thing for any job, people in positions of power tend to hire people who look just like them,

“Shaking someone’s corn” means to curse someone or wish them harm. It comes from an old Native American ritual where they would pray to vanquish their enemies by chanting and shaking the corn from a new harvest.

This would be so good if the bread was garlic bread. Otherwise it gets a pass.

Really?? This made me LESS Team Calvin. Rumors swirl that she helped write it, he’s said some stuff after they recorded it saying he would never collaborate with her (suggesting she didn’t help write it) and then her rep truthfully confirms that she did when directly asked.

The more I think about it, the more I see Tom and Taylor as what happens when you dance like everyone is watching.

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CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

spoiler alert: the winner is....

Three years ago, the British press were going on and on about Andy Murray (come on Andy!) trying to become the first Brit to win a Wimbledon singles title in 76 years. We got so sick of shouting “ANN JONES! VIRGINIA WADE!”

I get so enraged; I just wrote an email to a tv station who did a short ‘on this day’ on Arthur Ashe. Ashe was a wonderful person and player, but the short doc claimed he was the first African American to win Wimbledon, the US, be number one in the world, and to be inducted into the International tennis hall of fame-