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Having the new Star Trek trailer set to the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage," was the ultimate example of something, though I'm not sure what to call it.

Come on Zack, put your face in a wood chipper!

Pretty sure the surprise will involve something that's not a surprise.

The vast majority of thinking folks?
People who also didn't see Fast & Furious 7? People who aren't voting for Trump? Adults?

Now THAT'S some enthusiasm!

"On the positive side of things, Wonder Woman seems to have a personality."

Tired-ass derivative bullshit. Christ, when I had to sit through this trailer with my kids during the Force Awakens I wanted to leave the theater, it's just so noisy and hyper-violent. I'd gladly welcome back Joel Schumaker over this grim nonsense.

Yeah, Alien 3 & 4 are just as shitty as these movies, and as dumb.

The best line in the whole thing is right at the beginning, "The only art that matters is the Art of the Deal."

I read that last sentence wrong at first.

You should send him nude photos of your girlfriend.

My mom sent my collection to me a few years ago, and it was like opening the lost tomb of King Tut. Special shout-out to mom who always taught me "we take care of our things," because I still had ALL of the original guns and other accouterments.

Shit, I'll never forget sending off for that Boba Fett, which promised the shooting rocket, then getting the goddamn thing 6-8 weeks later with a little slip that said, "Sorry, but some kid in Utah shot the rocket down his throat and killed himself, so the fucking thing is now glued in there, fuck your dreams."

It's funny how seemingly dependent this is on where you grew up. I'm American, and for all of my life I never met any woman who would even consider the idea.

Or it made him a hypocrite who said the things the black community wanted to hear in order to cash in.

You married a woman who gave you batteries and socks? Is she also your grandma??

Except that all that "emotion" was contrived, and he was singing "dear mama" while he was acting like an entitled, misogynistic dickhead.

I suppose, except that everyone in Zepplin was an extremely skilled musician, and Tupac was a guy who decided to live his character from Juice and couldn't rap for shit.

Tupac was a fine poet, but not a very good rapper. He has the EXACT SAME cadence in every song, and that terrible habit of stretching out words to extra syllables.

I'm sorry, isn't this exactly the same scenario of the last X-Men movie, and the Avengers movies?