The week that you have the Transformers movie referenced to you 500 times a day, then it would begin to become analogous to dealing with the Superbowl.

Actual apathy would be achievable only if you could avoid the Super Bowl. But because we have it rammed into our minds over and over and over again, no one's really apathetic, they're pissed off.

Because you're being washed downstream in the river of SHIT that is the Super Bowl, and the only power you have is to complain about it.

You're looking at it wrong. The Superbowl is a quivering turd of social dominance. It exists above everything in America and there's nothing, not one fucking thing you can do to escape it.

What the hell is a whight person?

I've seen the Force Awakens three times and I'm definitely more down to see it again over MCU Version 87.2 or Anything and Zombies.

You're wrong, it's actually supremely well done, with the pitch-perfect amount of kitsch.

It's a great show, in large part because it tracks Toobin's book beat for beat, and includes all of his tastiest tidbits. Having read his book a couple of times, I found I could actually predict what nugget was going to be revealed next.

Why don't kids today want to hear specific songs? I mean, you used to have the radio, but because you didn't want to exist at the mercy of the radio DJ, you had cassettes, and then CDs.

Really excited to see Leslie Jones here. That woman is seriously hilarious, though I don't think SNL has allowed her to fully shine, as yet.

Right, but if you don't love it NOW, before you've seen the movie, than that narrative probably applies to you.

Nick Nolte taught me that you can get high sniffing glue while being blown by a coyote.

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This. Dear lord and sweet baby jesus, if the Republicans get it together and throw up Rubio, we're going to have a real race on our hands, and grandpa McSocialist—while a lovely man with great ideas—would get trounced like a baby at the running of the bulls.

So is Bono.

Fucking your long-time girlfriend's daughter—that you HELPED RAISE—isn't "possibly creepy," it's "totally gross and sick."

Weirdly over-written review. Too many odd dashes and other flourishes that make it hard to follow.

Same thing you rightly guessed about sex, right?

I've seen it three times, all three in IMAX, twice with my kids and once wasted out of my mind while I avoided my wife's friend's b-day party.

That's silly. Jurassic World was a flaming deuce, so no, TFA is not a "big dumb movie like all big dumb movies nowadays." It's Stephen Hawkins compared to the Carrot Top of Jurassic World.