When I read the purported "article" above, I thought: wow, this is some really shitty writing. Then I came to your comment and thought exactly the opposite.

Oh yes, Deadpool—a Marvel superhero movie—is so subversive that blonde white girls can't handle it.

Based purely on this comment alone, you're an awesome person. Good work.

And somehow Kanye is good.

Oh christ, it's fucking Mancy. She's the debbie downer of comment-section trolls.

Problem is: Zamata just in't that funny. She seems like a fine actress, but I've never seen her throw off pure comedy.

Chun Li after six weeks at the all-you-can-eat breakfast bar.

Wow! I'm happy that you've achieved such success at being a hater!

Much like smelling an old man's fart.

Nope, his music has fallen as his ego has expanded. He's a bore, in real life and on the stage. I pray for the day he and his extended family go off a cliff.

Spy is the funniest thing she's ever done.

Kanye West is to humility what Himmler was to compassion.

The OJ TV show.

Thankfully her various couldn't hold his version's BALLS, so yeah, I'm guessing he's cool with this Old Navy beige cargo shorts knock-off.

"This is why I say—why I insist—that cheering for, or even tolerating this kind of shabby phony mediocrity is a pathetic and sad acceptance of the terrible way things are, and more importantly is an ignorant, juvenile denial of the even more terrible way things are going to be."

Yet for some reason you feel compelled to be critical of his excellent take down. You're really aimed in the wrong direction, Lincoln.

Perfectly well said, Dan, if maybe a little restrained. I don't think you can accurately describe this knock-off without using the words "extended fart" and "desecration," but your criticisms are very well founded.

If you're a coach, sure. But for the rest of it it's awesome.

I think you meant to write "St. Vincent completely sucks the funk out of the Rolling Stones' Emotional Rescue." This lame shit was clearly made for a soundtrack—it's a throwaway that has zero personality or funk whatsoever.

SCROOGED!! She's fantastic there. Consider how glum and downbeat that movie is, in large part. When Karen shows up, everything sparkles.