You say Big Daddy Kane, I say "looked hella uncomfortable in Madonna's Sex book."

And give her Eric Robert's freaked out face.

There are countless shit films that people LOVE because they're such shit. Making them beige ruins them for everyone.

Yet somehow that's superior to his actual name, "Gee."

Blade Runner 2: We didn't even mean to make the first one like it was, but now that we did, let's try to make another one just like it and fail miserably

And that was the day you first realized you're a heartless asshole!

Her comments were overstated, but not idiotic.

"With 10% of movies starring non-white leads, there should theoretically be an average of 2 non-white nominees every year, if the Academy bothered to watch all the films that submitted."

You did a survey of who likes Leslie Jones?

There are summaries on the web. Apparently cruise is a military man charged with investigating certain bad shit, only to realize it's the Mummy perpetratin' so he has to go stop it. Lots of locales all over the world, as per Cruise's usual bullshit.

And reverse vampires.

I don't know, but I recall reading about the script, and one of the twists is that the girl's abusive boyfriend shows up and the doll saves her life.

Sooooo, you liked it?

Can they just up the gonzo by 35%? The show is at its best when it's being wacky, yet for some reason they almost always keep it grounded.

the monster in Super 8 is baby cloverfield.

Yeah, but why in the hell would you call it Cloverfield if the monster ISN'T outside?

Great article, I can see you really spent some time on it. "I'm not really a Bowie fan, but I like this one song, though I know nothing about it."

The Muppets show, like the Seagal Muppet movie, was a big fat disappointment because the Muppets don't have their same personalities. Kermit was sometimes sad about being green, but since the beginning of Sesame Street he's been a wild and crazy fun guy. No more.

Slow it down, Paul McCartney is still turning out some jams, but he's never been as weird or innovative as Bowie.

Bowie's up to something and I don't quite know what it is.