Right up until the election and then it will be a wack, boring year.

Yet somehow it's listenable. The videos are so morose, and the review of the album all so dark, I assumed the album would be a bummer.

Bro, for many of us, Let's Dance is his pinnacle. With Nile Rodgers at the boards, it's damn near a collection of greatest hits, and features his funkiest, most accessible work.

It's not really about her weight, it's about her unfortunate plastic surgery on her face. That's not natural—she chose to have her face blasted with botox, and it's the reason she only has two emotions in the movie: pursed lips and mild, sustained surprise.

Who gives a shit? Zepplin, Guns, Bowie. It's a short list of must-sees.

He's a bad motherfucker. Read his autobiography and you'll like him 10 times more, the dude is waaaaaaay smarter than you thought.

Wrong. It'll be sold out at every date. At least until Axl stops showing up.

Don't be disrespectful. GnR were incredible. And sure, they're not who they once were, but so is nobody. We'd be lucky to see them rock out, even if it isn't at their prime.

You're high. Lemmy was a great, but so was Axl.

Slash quits the band and Axl makes a press release asserting that Slash said he was afraid to tour.

We're okay without Adler. It doesn't take a savant to do "mid-90's LA metal drums."

It's up to Axl, always was. Slash & co. have got their axes sharpened and are ready to rock. Everything depends on whether the Scottish Dough-Boy Predator can sack up in time for the show.

You're high. Everybody with 2% cool in their body knows that GnR is the last of the greats. This will go off like Daft Punk pyramid.

You diss GnR, you diss yourself.

Exciting, but the chances of Axl fucking it up are north of 50%. This is the dude who would make audiences wait three hours plus because he thought it "built anticipation."

Eat a fat bag of dicks, you culture-sucking thief.

Stealing is fun!

I try to do his accent and all I get is Christopher Walken.

No, because they'd suck the cheese/life out of it. Basically, it'd be that goddamn Everest movie, a slow boat through hell.

You should get a life coach.