Christ, the Kill Bill movies are self-indulgent, boring shit. Every general criticism of QT—that his characters monologue each other in his voice, that he's not as smart as he thinks he is, that his movies are hopelessly corny—applies specifically to these films, and they have zero merit beyond the thrill of seeing…

Krampus was big fat let-down. Good creature effects, but the laughs and the scares just weren't there. There was a second (during the creature attack in the attic) where it seemed like things were going to go Evil Dead 2 bonkers, but then they instantly pulled back.
A win for practical effects, but not much else. …

It's like apologizing for not getting into Mormanism. Fuck that whiney shit.

Except this seemed funny and interesting and good.

Answer: we don't, Ultron, fart, fart. Antman, Civil War, more farts, the death of your soul, farrrrrrrrrrrts.

It's like saying that the third nugget is the best of your six piece.

Fart

Me, too, right up until the deus ex machine when all the Iron Man suits arrived to save the day. Never mind where they were for the whole first hour of the movie, if Iron Man's suits can fight as well as Iron Man, why do we need Iron Man?

Except he can write dialogue

"I just wish they had toned down Hopkins' role."

I remember that from the poster!

Christ, I clicked play, and he busted into my house and punched both me and my wife.

I've never known what that word means, and I never want to know.

I smelled a fart and was put to sleep for sixteen hours.

Hi, get out of my mind (see above), THANK YOU.

Right? You watch these waiting for them to fuck up and NOPE, this one is spot on.

Surely, writer of LETHAL WEAPON bests that?

Although the tone seems better. Last Boy Scout was just TOO nihilistic to be fun.

I'm still thinking about it, how has that not been done before?

LOL, that looks fucking perfect. The tone is spot on, it's everything I wanted from Inherent Vice that it TOTALLY POONED.