Pretty sure all the Stormtroopers are clones of Boba Fett, who is, in fact, an ugly Hawaiian guy or something. The whole thing is fucked up.

Some people are really uptight; others also value the input of women.

Bros, have you ever googled "Princess Leia rolling stone"?

I hope you went over there and CRUSHED him with your mammoth muscles.

My wife had never seen ANY of the original Star Trek movies (she grew up in South America) and then we saw this hunk of shit on a plane or somewhere. She was like, WTF?

Sure thing, Mrs. Lindelof, hope you had a nice thanksgiving.

Exactly. My writing was shit because of the internet!!

Fuck an "incredible creative algorithm," I want to see LIndelof go up against a fifth-grader.

Although I feel sorry for the guy for being a near-universally disliked douche, he is still far richer than me, so fuck him.

It's like the time we tried to play Axis & Allies using Warhammer figures.

Added to which he's an insufferable prick.

"Have a feeling I just shit myself."

You're doing a lot of good in this world, balk.

He also talked shit on Twitter about Dicaprio's new movie, Revenant.

Shhh.

Exactly. A huge part of the reason Ultra failed is that it's so obviously derivative, even from a distance. For him to assert it got overlooked because it's too original is just delusional.

Reserved seating, ese.

Especially if you smoke down with them in the parking lot first.

There are exactly two scenes in the prequels: Portman in that white suit and the lightsaber duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan. Those are the only two scenes.

Newsflash: Your neighbor's mom is a prostitute.