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The Colonel
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HOOOLY FUCK, they're not going to make a superhero movie? Where will we turn for our insatiable need for more superheros?

Lol, Josh Tranquilo wins for today.

I'm not sure which group of idiots I find more irritating. The people who respond to "black lives matter" with "black people kill black people too!" or people who complain about blacks/women being cast in movies.

I think the fact that they're properly outraged is his point.

And they himmler'ed—DOH!

You seem smart.

Yes, but that was true of the originals, too.

A+ for searing originality.

Hey, if your dad founded Benihana, you'd be a douchebag, too.

Great job, that's exactly as shitty as Steve Aoki's "music."

It seemingly does, even Ant Man was a hit.

No, you're not.

Keenan has now become one of the most dependably funny people on the show. He's always got that crazy look in his eye, and isn't afraid to inject un-written silliness into any of his characters.

Is that right? We have some friends who started posting anti-vax shit on their Instagram feed, just want to be sure I was cool for unfollowing them.

Same thing that happened to Senator Palpatine's.

This trailer actually has several pretty good laughs, which is far better than most these days.

Darrell's sex offender Colonel almost had a brother changing his name.

Itunes Match is the right idea (though they may be phasing it out, see above). I have my entire library in the cloud and can access it from any device.

Sounds like somebody's protesting too much. (I'll be in stall three!)

The NOOOOOOOO!! doesn't suck just because he says NOOOOOOOO!! It also sucks because he does that terrible Frankenstein's monster impersonation, where he UGH! pulls one arm out of the restraint, then, UGH! UGH! gets his other arm and feet out of there,and then he STRAIGHT UP WALKS LIKE FUCKING FRANKENSTEIN.