"Who conspired to put Adam Driver in literally every single movie?"

x shut up = thank you.

God bless you for that.

I'M YOUR FIRESTARTER!

Also: the Itunes store is shit. Constantly outdated, no decent browsing feature, anemic collections and staff selections, and an overall shit selection in most of the genres.

But you're helping to destroy popular music as we know it, because you're basically stealing art.

Yes, but by using Spotify, you're basically robbing musical artists of any real payment for their work, which depresses the quality of the music being made today, which results in a shittier society.

They also sound 1000% better in the car. While we're bitching about Itunes, it's never let you choose your own EQ settings, and forces you to use one of theirs.

Oh, to be flipping through albums again, like when I was a kid.

I bought into Itunes match—paying a small fee to have all of my (voluminous) music stored in the cloud, which is accessible by all of my devices—and it works well, but now it seems like Itunes is moving away from it for their new streaming service.

I can't begin to understand the allure of Hardy. He's uniformly a mush-mouth, and most of his "acting" seems to consist of grunting and acting sullen—I've yet to see him emote. He was an absence at the heart of Fury Road (and, for whatever reason, seemed to be confused for most of that movie), and nearly ruined that…

Yeah, but that ain't nausea.

You're not allowed to make that joke any more, but good work.

If that's 15 years in general population, I'm cool with it, but otherwise the sentence is WAAAAAAY too light. People get 15 years for having a sheet of acid.

Because it's hilarious, if done right. Again, no one wants to see the reality of a boring drug adventure, they want a hyperbolic drug adventure—a la Hunter Thompson, or Cheech and Chong. A crazy time made crazier, that's what we want.

Speak for yourself, Tom, and that's too bad. But even if that is true, why would you want to watch a movie about drugs that's "close to reality"? Isn't the whole point of drugs, and thus of drug movies, to totally escape reality?

Yes.

Look, if Grandma Moses wants to come in her spouting her 1950's worldview as the truth, I'm gonna take one for Gen Y and let her know she's full of sheeot. I mean, right?

I'm pretty bemused by your comment where you purport to judge a movie you've admittedly never seen.

That's closer, though it still falls in the "nerds doing drugs" zone.