His acting choices are basically creepy asshole, petulant asshole, boring asshole.

Sure thing, fucknut, time to lay off the glue.

And the story sucks.

Right, but you're the kind of person who doesn't even know to capitalize "I," so there you go.

I don't need to be a filmaker to recognize shit when I see it.

You should be—it's evidence that you have a sickness in your mind.

Because Prometheus was such a triumph.

And I was holding out for everyone involved with the production of this movie to get feline aids.

They should have the Klump family from the Nutty Professor come in an rips greasy farts for the entire duration of the film.

Please fling yourself down those steps from the Exorcist.

Right, just like Prometheus! Scott has never been better.

After the expert way Prometheus was able to recapture the lighting-in-a-bottle from Alien, I'm certain this movie will be incredible, as well. Can't wait to revisit all the locations from the original in a way that robs them of their mystery! And we can only pray they take Vangelis' original score and have it…

No, you have it right. Goldman's interruptions are particularly bothersome if you have an background studying literature, because his faux-academic observations are obviously bogus.

Ugh, the book is tedious. There's nothing that Goldman loves more than the sound of his own voice, and after his utterly abysmal book about working in Hollywood (where he jerks himself to completion about 50 times), Princess Bride is his most self-indulgent work. Is there anyone who didn't start skimming over his…

No, it's like having a dear friend who treats you like shit one night so you don't hang with them for a while. But then you start thinking about the good times you had and you decide to give them a second chance . . . only to have them shit on you again.

You'd better serve your reputation as an actual writer by not getting petty in the comments.

You're eating corn from your shit right now, aren't you.

You getting defensive now, Jesse?

Same here. My kids are little and I'm trying to get them revved up for the new release, so we watched Sith.

I think many of us periodically question whether the prequels were, in fact, abject shit, so we take another look.