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It's shit. There's nothing I dislike more than a purported horror movie that ends up being a sad tale of someone's mental instability. When the Babadook was "real," I was loving it, but the minute the "twist" became apparent, it was snooze city.

It's completely stupid. The "rules" are never clearly defined, and almost immediately the film starts to break them. As you say, by the 2/3rds point it almost plays like a comedy as kids are throwing TVs at the monster and covering it with a blanket. Also, if you know a monster is only a 10-15 minute walk away, are

Sure, if you bomb Pirates, Haunted Mansion, Space Mountain, Thunder Mountain, Star Tours, that Dinosaur ride, Everest and the Steam Boat.

Back when he would start with a screenplay?

If you're agreeing with his nope, then I agree with you.

They're all the same movie, just with different costumes.

This is when they finally hit that puberty button.

Because I wasn't alive during the fappening?

It's funny how much praise Silver Linings and American Hustle received. Seeing them again, they're both very slight movies, with hackneyed plots and totally unbelievable characters.

Seconded. I love Prince, and saw a video online where Kevin Smith told his story about meeting Prince.

Hi, there was a memo that went out last week that said the world is officially done with this joke.

Like Flannery O'Connor said, somebody should've slapped Guillermo every day of his life.

The bit about the twisted sister, locked back in her room, is the creepiest thing about the movie. They should have skipped all the Chuckie style little-kid murders and spent more time with that creepy fucking sister. Jesus.

lol.

I bet she shit her pants.

Fuck Del Toro. He'd suck the life out of the plot and the action out of the ending but have 10 minutes of gorgeously realized cemetery accoutrement. Not thanks. Also: please keep your meandering mitts off the Haunted Mansion.

Whiplash is bigger than that, and ultimately very uplifting. You should check it out.

Double that when it comes to anything involving children. Now that I have kids, any harm being done to any kid anywhere, even fictitious, has me tuning out quick (or else raging out).

Yeah, I agree, he barely registers as Jimmy Fallon, which is why he never bothered back when I saw Almost Famous.

Thank you. I was interested, but knowing now there are "longer scenes with Jimmy Fallon," I'll be sure to NEVER watch it.