Did you ever see the extended version? I never did, wonder whether it's worth it.

Oh, because the Transformers wasn't awesome. Right.

Every time anyone at Universal breathes even ONE WORD about their stupid fucking monster universe, the only acceptable response is to shout MONSTER SQUAD! and punch them in the nards.

What a goddamn class act. Tom Selleck is one of the very few actors who's made it through an entire career coming off as a solid guy, and a great actor.

Oh shit, I remember being a young teen kid from the Atlanta suburbs hitting Tower Records in London for the first time. It was motherfucking MECCA, sooooooo many records and magazines I'd never even heard existed, an entire section devoted to dance music . . .

You'll also be surprised to hear that he's extremely affable!

One of the great sorrows of my life is being deprived of the ability to go shop at a music store. Couldn't even listen to the records (!), but damn it used to rule.

Isn't this the review of every Del Toro movie? Looked great, really didn't deliver on the promise?

in the front, Lekker in the rear!

I haven't seen it or read anything about spoilers, but if there isn't some incest in here somewhere I'll eat my hat.

Ugh, I despised that movie. So tired of purported horror movies that end up being terribly sad stories of personal loss (see, e.g., the Babadook).

No, I live in the Lower Haight.

Oh, I have. Our taquerias in the Lower Haight are shit, but still charge SF taqueria prices. $7 for diarrhea is way too much. I'd much rather eat at West of Pecos or La Urbana, pay more, and get quality food and drinks rather than suffer the shits.

Depends on the Taco, and where you're eating it.

In which regard? I've had entirely overpriced "authentic" Mexican food, and many American-Mexican (and/or Tex Mex) places have entirely exciting food.

Authentic Mexican food is good, American Mexican food is good. Just different.

That's a fun read, I'll have to think it through.

Then he came forward in time and invented Axe body wash.

Everything in the protagonist's life goes to shit, but at the end he's finely ensconced in his $5M penthouse planning his trip to Bora Bora.

"Rob Zombie DEVIL'S REJECTS thing where the director greatly overestimates how much patience and empathy the audience is going to have for the repugnant cartoon psychopaths he's shat out."