Will you spill the beans on what happens in the hyper gruesome scene mentioned in the review?

She's been extremely successful over now two distinct Hollywood careers. Her last two albums were fantastic, and far more diverse than any other working pop star.

Does she? Most Taylor Swift bashing amounts to an eye roll. The Miley haters are frothing at the mouth.

It's funny: everyone who has such a visceral dislike for her seems to say something like "hey look, she's a black woman and she's angry!" Could you just not like her because you think she's not funny? Does it have to be political?

She's 22. And if you watch her instagram feed for a day you'll see she's anything but a marketing ploy.

She's a fantastic singer, and has a number of great tracks.

Not hard like you, I suppose, tough guy.

Miley's the most interesting and exciting pop artist working today. She's out there, on drugs and being purposefully crazy, but then she's also smart as shit, afraid to take real chances (like recording a spaced-out album your label doesn't want) and really talented. As a father of two young girls, I'm also excited…

I can't get enough of Leslie Jones, because she's the only one who seems dangerous, like she could say or do anything at any minute. In that way she reminds me of Eddie Murphy, while, unfortunately, the rest of the current cast is a bunch of Joe Piscopos. Capable of being funny, but always painting between the lines.

It's Camembert son!

But then you saw a naked jay and it was straight back to the cock, amirite?

It's basically the same scene from European Vacation. "Hey, our movie's eight minutes short, what are we going to do?" "How about a montage of people trying on clothes!"

Causes Skynet as a result.

The most obnoxious thing about this wack-ass movie, and there are many, is that Roth hired actual indigenous people to play the cannibals. So, right, he's not just falsely impugning the indigenous people of South America with a movie that casts them as bloodthirsty savages, but he used the filthy lucre of his…

There's some very good commentary online that criticizes Roth for making all his characters such hateful people. When Laurie Strode is running for her life, you're terrified, because you like her and want her to live.

Again, it's not the gore, it's the intelligence of the movie containing the gore. What's that Peter Jackson zombie movie that breaks down into 45 minutes of psychotic gore? Hilarious, and well done, and smart.

Well, come on. Saying that Human Centipede, Martyrs, and A Serbian Film; et al. are for idiotic cretins isn't the same as saying liking "gory" movies makes you an idiot. The Thing, Evil Dead 2, Hellraiser; etc., are all gory as hell, but they're also great movies that ignite your imagination.

You should. It's pretentious crap, with an "unexplained" ending that's meant to give it legitimacy.

Zombie has vision; Roth is the Brett Ratner of horror — serviceable at best.

It's like hating a gross pile of shit. It's a double negative, which is to say of course you're agreeable—you hate gross shit.