A thousand times more so. The show is sometimes funny, but they should have boiled it all down to one quality movie.

Wet Hot is insanely funny, but the TV show just lacks the gags.

Yeah, I would disagree. First Day of Camp has its moments, but generally it's slow as shit, and would have greatly benefitted from being trimmed substantially. After watching the first couple of episodes, my girl and I agreed that if neither of us laughed in the first ten minutes, we'd skip on to the next episode. …

Because there's a grown-ass woman at my work who has dozens of different-sized minions all over her office, it's like she's an insane cat lady.

Well, this is even worse, because this is a movie about CLUB djs—that was clearly written years ago, when the title track was big and people still went to clubs—that they tried to sell to the EDM crowd.

Yes, but consider: the reason he's been able to release 20 albums is because people are buying them. And that's because Coyne is a gifted songwriter who's got more than a few classics to his name.

Oh, boo, and now you're wishing death on people who make fun of you for pretending that your subjective opinions are anything more than that. It's a big day for you!

You'll be interested to hear that language is an engine of change and that spelling is a human construct.

You should download a few drum and bass mixes with MCs, you'll run forever.

Right. It's the idea of ArtPop made real. By really experimenting and trying to create art, rather than just ordering another tranche of singles from Sia.

Shhh, it's nap time, Gran.

Glad we've been able to experience your journey of subjectivity. What's next? A flavor of Cheetos you've never tried? Maybe some TV?

Right. No one wants to listen to Miley Cyrus or the Flaming Lips.

Never.

Tl;dr, but agreed on the Williamsburg thing. The writer is so out of touch he thinks hipsters like Miley Cyrus. Uh, what??

MOM! PE-PA's ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN!

Right. That's why he's got 20+ albums and three grammys. Zero artistic vision.

Must be a bummer to be you, Alex. It's a pretty cool album, for free, but all you can do is throw dismissive snark. Have fun waxing your mustache.

I love that you think REM is cool, or that Veruca Salt is in any way different from Taylor Swift.

Banksy! For people who think Guy Fawkes masks are cool.