"The Ratner movie was competently made and well-acted but just seemed completely unnecessary."

Despite Cox's cell being a room in the Atlanta Museum of Modern Art (look it up), it's still somehow more believable than the silly dungeon Lecter's in SotL and Red Dragon. I mean, come on, a stone dungeon with a plexiglass wall? Why? It's silly.

Corey could actually act for a kid.

They wrote superbad as young teenagers, right? The psychotic blast of cussing at the very beginning could have only been written by a teenaged boy, it's perfect.

Shit, I threw a pomegranate at a Laplander once, spent two years before the International Court of Criminal Justice.

It's all good. From my perspective, Janes was LESS into drugs by the time Ritual came around, or maybe did them better.

Who would let you have three ways? So did every dude.

Said no one ever.

I believe the same is true for I Am Legend, which was 1000% destroyed by the silly CGI badguys, IMO.

Damn, that effects work is amazing. What a soul crushing moment it must have been for those artists when they learned it would all be pasted over by CGI.

Yep, people have differences of opinion about art. Ahhh, subjectivity.

Right, but that's because you're a hateful douchebag.

I get the vibe that you don't know how to use the return key.

What a very strange thing to say. Of course, my opinions are not worthless, and in fact I'm paid to give my opinions all day long.

Their animators what?

They referred to Barnes and Nobel.

Wow, didn't even smile once. The animation is ugly, the music sucks, and the jokes sound like TV rejects (I thought this portal went to Barnes and Nobel—really, that made the trailer??).

I just screwed up, fixed. thanks!

The most punk non-punk song of all time is It's So Easy. Makes you feel tough just thinking about it.

I worked at a record store in Raleigh NC in high school, and my manager was this super cool black lady from NY. One night after we closed, she was like, you wanna hear something amazing? And yeah, man, she cranked the stores' system and played Ocean Size 3 or 4 times in a row, I didn't know what the fuck I was…