Sounds like you and your friends were in a bad mood. Watch it with some kids and you'll love it again.

Said the guy who's parents wouldn't let him watch it when he was a kid.

It's still not. Seriously, you are a steely-eyed missile man, and I give you props all day long in every direction for pulling off such an awesome feat, but if you sat next to me at a communal table I'd slide down. It's not just unfashionable, it's nasty. You need a damn mustache hair net over that thing. Please.

Agreed on all fronts, but who has this much determination? I mean, dude is hipstering all over the place, but sheeeeot, he not only dreamed the fucking thing up, but made it work, and organized a goddamn art show around it.

Addams Family is like a fond ex-girlfriend: took me forever to crack the code, but goddamn when I did I rocked that machine like a hurricane.

Did you ever play the companion or sequel machine called Haunted House, I think? It not only had the "basement" area like black hole, but also an "attic" upstairs. Both fantastic machines.

Definitely applaud his gumption, execution and attitude generally, but JESUS CHRIST MAN, TRIM THAT NASTY FUCKING MUSTACHE.

Whoever had the bright idea to rip off Kinski's Nosferatu for that movie wins the prize.

Too often with King we remember the good parts and forget the crap. You're right: the end of the Stand sucks (though nowhere near as hard as the end of the Under the Dome, which rates as one of the shittiest endings to any art EVER).

Or, really, they should just make the Drawing of the Three into a movie and forget about the rest of it, which is generally shit.

I think the world can agree that whoever wrote this should have the taste slapped out of their mouth. Fucking stupid clickbait.

I'm sorry, my comment wasn't aimed at your review. I think you did a fantastic job of articulating the movie's problems, one of the best so far.

You're not the first person I've heard say that. I'll keep it in reserve in case I have major surgery or something and have a few days to binge out.

Funny you should mention Hoodline—someone just tipped me to a post on there titled "How Can We Improve Hoodline," and the comments say "Un-ban the Colonel!" Ha!

The actors in Love improvised much of their lines, yes? As with Irreversible?

Life in 2015:

Exciting, but then so was the idea of more Arrested Development, and look how that turned out. I'll assume this is another poorly executed cash grab until somebody tells me otherwise.

Mad Max, bro, Mad Max.

I cannot BELIEVE how far down this page I had to go to get to the Lindelof comments. Since this project was announced, people have been saying, gee, great concept, but if "mystery" is your angle, Lindelof is best known for his inability to deliver in that regard. He's the motherfucking KING of vague set-ups that are…

I'd pay to see Lindelof's typing fingers dipped in liquid nitrogen.